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"a MAN DEFINES HIMSELF HOW HE HANDLES ADVERSITY."
- rOGER fLANSBURG

"iF THE PROCESS IS YOUR GOAL YOU CANNOT FAIL."
- eLEANOR mARCUM

"pURE THOUGHTS AND CLEAN LIVING."
- dALE aNDERSEN

"sILENCE IS CONSCENT."
- mRS. nASH, hIGH sCHOOL eNGLISH tEACHER

"yOUR QUESTION PRESUPPOSES THAT THERE IS AN ANSWER."
- pROFESSOR dAVID cOLES (aNSWERING tHE qUESTION: "wHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?")

"yOU CAN'T MAKE SENSE OUT OF NONSENSE."
- rOGER fLANSBURG

"wHAT DO WE GOT GOING ON HERE? lOOKS LIKE A TRADITION OF SMALL DOGS."
- eRIC sHERMAN (aT nETSCAPE rEFERRING tO pHIL aND jANE'S pUGS: fIJU aND bAJAY)

"tHE BEST ART CAR IS THE ONE THAT SAYS, 'STEPHEN KING SHOT JOHN LENNON' BECAUSE HE SUBJECTS HIMSELF TO PUBLIC SCRUTINY AND RIDICULE, BUT REALITY DICTATES THAT DUDE IS THE PUNKEST DUDE."
- cHRISTIAN l. gONZALES, bAKER, sTOCKTON

"tHAT'S NOT MY CAR. tHAT'S NOT MY CAR! dUDE...THAT'S MY CAR!"
- eRIC sHERMAN (sEEING hIS aRT cAR pOST bURNING mAN fOR tHE fIRST tIME)

"i AM MY OWN PERSONAL MYSELF."
- dAVID r. dICK (rEGGAE oN tHE rIVER 2002)

"mOTIVATE, DELIGATE AND DOMINATE."
- dOMINIC SAGOLLA (sANTA cRUZ, sUMMER 2002)

"tAKE A BIG, DEEP BREATH. rEALIZE THAT YOU ARE EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE. yOU ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING. yOU ARE EXACTLY ARE WHO YOU ARE AND...EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE."
- mIKE jENSEN (sANTA cRUZ, sUMMER 2002)

"wITH OUT THE BLOCKS THERE WOULD BE NO EPIPHANY."
- tHE hAMZ (sANTA cRUZ, sUMMER 2002)

"hOMER...THEN POLAND."
- wAR hISTORIAN, jESSE lILLEFJELD (sANTA cRUZ, sUMMER 2002)

"a DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS NIGHT."
- cHILI dOG (sANTA cRUZ, sUMMER 2002)

"dRAW WHAT YOU SEE, NOT WHAT YOU THINK YOU SEE."
- cHRIS cOULSON vIA bRIAN lOCKWOOD (sANTA cRUZ, sUMMER 2002)

"i AM COMPLETELY INSANE!"
- mATTHEW fLANSBURG (sCREAMED wHILE sTANDING oN a cHAIR aT sEABRIGHT bREWERY, sANTA cRUZ, sUMMER 2002)

"yOU ARE ONE CREATIVE SON-OF-A-GUN."
- jEFF tREGASKES (pHOENIX, wINTER 2003)

"yOU TOALLY LOST YOUR MIND DUDE, FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS!"
- dANIEL bILLOTTE (mEXICO, wINTER 2003)

"bEWARE THE SNAKE IN THE GRASS."
- pETER wECK (rEFERRING tO fISHING tRIP iN cOLORADO 2001)

"gOOD BETTER BEST, NEVER LET IT REST."
- dOMINIC sAGOLLA (e-MAIL, aPRIL 2003)

"i AIN'T GOING DOWN LIKE DAVEY CROCKET!"
- cONVICTED fELON qUOTED aFTER dENYING pLEA oFFER.

"hE IS WHITE AND HAS DREADLOCKS...HE MUST BE POLITICAL."
- bRIAN vOERGE (sANTA cRUZ, 2ND aNNUAL 'cRAZY gARAGE sALE')

"aRRIBA, ARRIBA! aNDELAE, ANDELAE!"
- cHIA (sANTA cRUZ, 2ND aNNUAL 'cRAZY gARAGE sALE')

"i LOVE BEING THE TENOR OF ASCENTION."
- cHILI DOG (sANTA cRUZ, 2ND aNNUAL 'cRAZY gARAGE sALE')

"gRAVITY IS JUST ANOTHER WAY THE MAN KEEPS ME DOWN."
- bRIAN vOERGE (sANTA cRUZ, 2ND aNNUAL 'cRAZY gARAGE sALE')

"pARANGUARITIRIMICUARO"
- lEYVA jESUS (mEXICAN eQUIVALENT oF sUPERCALIFRAJALISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS)

"i PUT THE K-Y AND FUN INTO FUNKY."
- cHILI dOG 13 mAY 2003

"yOU ARE A TRUE CHAMPION."
- bRIAN aDAMS 4 jUNE 2003

mAYA: "yOUR A LITTLE MONKEY BOY."
nURSE: "dON'T CALL YOUR BABY A MONKEY!"
- mAYA tHOMPSON cOMMENTING oN tHE lAGUNO oN hER bABY qUINN 10 jUNE 2003

"iTS ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD...DON'T WORRY I BREAST FED FIVE KIDS, FOUR OF MY OWN AND MY NEICE."
- sHIRLEY tHE nURSE 11 jUNE 2003 (tALKING tO wOODY aND mAYA aBOUT tHEIR nEWBORNS)

"lIAM HAS A HUGE NOGGIN."
- wOODY tHOMPSON oN lIAM'S hUGE nOGGIN 17 jUNE 2003

"wHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS BUILD YOURSELF A SERIES OF INTERCONNECTED, SUBTERRANIAN TUNNELS JUST LIKE THE VIET CONG DID IN '66."
- kIRK mASON 18 jUNE 2003

"i DIDN'T SELL OUT, I BOUGHT IN."
- jAY vOLQUARDSEN 28 jUNE 2003

"wE MUST GET DRUNK IMMEDIATELY."
- wOODY tHOMPSON 28 jUNE 2003

"eVERYTHING HAPPENS IN THREES IF YOU ONLY COUNT TO THREE."
- jAY vOLQUARDSEN 7tH gRADE

"yOU CAN'T FIX A WATCH WHILE IT IS TICKING."
- mATTHEW fLANSBURG 28 jUNE 2003

"dO YOU HATE YOURSELF ENOUGH?"
- jAY vOLQUARDSEN 2004 (hIS IDEA FOR A BUMPER STICKER SLOGAN)

"dON'T BE AFRAID TO SAY I AM SORRY."
- sHERRI rASKIN 20 dECEMBER 2004 (aDVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS)

"nEVER GO TO BED ANGRY."
- sHERRI rASKIN 20 dECEMBER 2004 (aDVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS)

"cOMMUNICATE WITH ALL FIVE SENSES."
- sHERRI rASKIN 20 dECEMBER 2004 (aDVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS)

"dON'T LOOK TO FAR BACK IN THE FAMILY TREE, IT WASN'T TOO LONG AGO THAT WE WERE SWINGING FROM IT."
- mARY (gRANDMA) fLANSBURG

"mEASURE WEALTH NOT BY THE THINGS YOU HAVE, BUT BY THE THINGS YOU HAVE FOR WHICH YOU WOULD NOT TAKE MONEY."
- sUBMITTED bY mATTHEW dAVIS 1 mAY 2005

"iF YOU DIDN'T STRUGGLE IN LIFE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY STORIES TO TELL YOUR CHILDREN."
- dELORES pENNEY

"iT ALWAYS PAYS TO DO YOUR OWN QUALITY ASSURANCE!"
- dOMINIC sAGOLLA (e-MAIL, 26 aPRIL 2006)

"lETS PARTY LIKE ITS 1938!"
- jESSE lILLEFJELD (fOUND HIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT, 26 aPRIL 2006)